Ernie Gives You The Lowdown

Swapping cred for auto-med

Algie burgers keep us fed

Dodgy guards and tunnel cave-in

fighting pits and champion gave in

Zhil is hurting, Halfnir’s flirting

This whole planet needs subverting

Waiting for a F%*king Fleabag

Halfnir performs a ducking Teabag

Promises of Liberation

Pumping her for information

Wolfman gets his hole in one

Ernie nearby* “nice one son”*

Tex espies a different shaft

4 to 1 well overstaffed

One arrested to the cell

Stun-stick, pistol where guard fell

Crates of junk, found and lost

Hidden cargo, let’s defrost

Weapons needed, got the gist

Add it to the long, long list

Guns rather than Acrid Mine-Axe

This is us, Pirates of Drinax